phenotypical

phenotypical

Apr 12 / 7:09am

Stop appending your emails with meaningless legal disclaimers.

E-mail disclaimers are one of the minor nuisances of modern office life, along with fire drills, annual appraisals and colleagues who keep sneezing loudly. Just think of all the extra waste paper generated when messages containing such waffle are printed. They are assumed to be a wise precaution. But they are mostly, legally speaking, pointless. Lawyers and experts on internet policy say no court case has ever turned on the presence or absence of such an automatic e-mail footer in America, the most litigious of rich countries.

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Dec 7 / 3:13pm

Stop!

...just wanted to say that, if you think Global Warming isn't all that serious, or that someone somewhere's taking care of it, you are flatly not paying attention.

I'm not being judgemental - I can't claim to be doing much more than the next guy, and I only even started really following the issue in August (keeping notes here: http://phenotypical.com/tag/GlobalWarming.)

It is an unimaginably frightening and intimidating issue.

But that doesn't change that fact that nobody with any expertise in climate science thinks we have more than a year or two tops, before things are going to get very, very bad...

 

 

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Oct 14 / 2:44pm

Top ten reasons the “Population Bomb” is bullshit.

I’m involved in a few “green action” groups, and a fellow volunteer and friend recently asked me whether my having a fourth child was an environmentally responsible thing to do.  I honestly hadn’t thought about it since the decision to have children tends to be a little more personal and emotional than analytical.  But the question stung a little and at first, had a certain visceral impact: earth’s resources are finite and are already strained, so more people is just straining them more, right?
 
And while I readily admit I may only be rationalizing - because it would just be too painful to imagine any of my four beautiful children ever being a mistake - I can’t help but see quite a few holes in the argument that not having children is somehow more environmentally responsible than having them:

  1. It’s convenient.  Much easier for Climate Change to be someone else’s problem than to have to make hard choices about your own consumption.
  2. It’s a red herring.  It draws what limited time climate scientists can get in the national dialogue away from far more urgently needed and rewarding actions such as getting off fossil fuels and making the transition to renewable energy sources.
  3. It’s skewed: Google around for “environmental footprint calculators,” and you’ll find it would take four or five earths for everyone on earth to enjoy the average American’s lifestyle.  On the other hand, it’d take only a fraction of one earth for everyone to enjoy the average African’s lifestyle.  Somewhere between the two there’s a lifestyle that each of us could enjoy and which would require only one earth.
  4. It’s wrong.  Turns out population growth is slowing and is expected by many experts to level off at 9 billion within the next thirty years.
  5. There’s plenty of space.  The entire current population of 6.8 billion could easily live within the 268,820 square miles of Texas.  It’d be cramped - about 1,000 square feet per person - about what it’s like to live in New York City.
  6. It’s shooting ourselves in the foot.  The kinds of people who would act on the advice to adopt or forgo children as an act of environmental responsibility are by definition thoughtful and engaged citizens - precisely the sort of people whom (how to put this delicately?) ...we don’t need FEWER of!
  7. It’s timeline is useless.  Even if population growth did correlate with emissions, limiting growth would only yield results in the twenty or however many years it takes for today’s newborns to grow up into adult consumers.  Since current rates of warming make our civilization unlikely of surviving even that long, we need solutions we can implement yesterday and the timelines of whose effects span the short-term.
  8. It’s premised on an increasingly outdated model of consumption.  “Population bombers” make the huge assumption that a child born today will, over her lifetime, have the same environmental footprint of a current adult.  They assume we will not progress towards renewable energy solutions and will continue to be an entirely fossil-fuel-based economy.  But clearly, IF (a big if) we’re even around in ten years, it will only be because we were successful at implementing massive changes in how we secure and use energy.  Scotland, for instance, expects to be 100% wind-powered by 2025.  If they are successful, it means a child born today will have a far smaller environmental footprint than one born 15 years ago, maybe even none at all.
  9. It hurts our chances of survival.  Maybe we should look at the big picture and find ways to accelerate population growth since, as resources become increasingly scarce in a heating world of increasing crop failures, rising waters and violent storms, having more offspring may be the only way for the species to survive.  That’s how it works in nature, after all.  (Ok I admit that one’s a little weak, not to mention grim, but I wanted a nice round number...)
  10. It ignores the approach of the Singularity.  Assuming funding for research continues, computers will become conscious sometime in the next ten years.  Since such an Artificial Intelligence will evolve in billiseconds and massively in parallel with countless other like and networked minds, scientists are calling it a technological singularity.  Whether it will have any use for us humans, we can only guess.  But one thing’s for sure: it will be a cosmically game-changing event and we can no more speculate on what awaits us on the other side than we can now on what happened prior to the Big Bang.

 

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Aug 9 / 12:12pm

Companies Disabling 'Reply-All' Button, Rather Than Dealing With Inane Email Threads | Techdirt

Last month, the US State Department made plenty of news for threatening to punish employees who misused the "reply-all" button on their email clients. That, by itself, seemed a bit extreme, but Jeremy Wagstaff alerts us to the fact that some organizations are going a step further and figuring out ways to disable the reply-all button entirely.

OK I guess this is one of those increasingly common moments when I realize that I seem to be out of synch with the rest of the world: Specifically, it's the "reply" button which I've always felt should be disabled, not the "reply-all" button!

Aren't "inane email threads" a management issue? How is removing a button going to make the kinds of people who propel "inane email threads" instantly productive? Isn't that like discouraging water-cooler talk by removing the water-cooler? Is it me, or if your subordinate is consistently abusing the "reply all" button, shouldn't you bring it up with them, along with any other expectations about office conduct, attire, etc.?

And before you cite the costs of hard drive space and load on the mail servers, disk storage is down to what, $50 a terabyte?, and vanishing rapidly. And besides, how much more is lost in additional meetings and discussions to bring folks up to speed who fell out of the loop along the way, something that I see happen all the time.

Seems to me that if your organization has a real problem with this, you need to be moving more of the discussion over to Wikis, and your managers need to have a chat with your problem instigators.

Oh, and if you REALLY need to reply to a single person, you FORWARD the thread to that person.

...so, is it me? It's them, right?

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